Once upon a dream, there existed the bountiful kingdom of Joysea. It was a peaceful realm. The kingdom had
finally eliminated most elements of strife throughout their land, leaving its people to live a happy if simple existence
working the land.
Twenty years ago, the Dark times fell. Monstrous hordes appeared from all sides. Trolls and ogres came down
from the mountains, sea hags and nagas arose from the seas, the dead awoke from their graves, and the great drakes
came back from legend. In a short and coordinated offensive, the armies of the Dark Lord crushed the standing
army of the Joysea Kingdom. Monsters preyed upon the population, and with the central authority of the Kingdom
in tatters, villages turned to desperate measures to protect themselves.
The marriage of the Dark Lord to the Dark Lady ten years ago promised to ensure this state of affairs for decades to
come. Bolstered by the steady flow of precious items looted from the downtrodden demihumans, the Dark Couple
and their Monstrous Court presided over this marvelous triumph of evil. All in all, it was ajolly good time to be a
monster.
However, in the last month, a crisis has arisen that threatens all who benefit from this supremacy. First, the Dark
Lord and Lady are apparently no longer on speaking terms with each other. In fact, the Dark Lady has removed
herself from the Monstrous Court so as to avoid any contact with the Dark Lord; only her closest handmaidens have
seen her.
To make matters worse, the kingdom of Joysea has picked this moment to renew their offensive against the
monstrous hordes. With the recent declaration of a Jihad from the Leo High Priest, combined with a strengthened
presence of the Order of the Red Sword, and more aggressive patrols by the Kingdom itself, Monster casualties have
increased twentyfold over the last month! With the Dark Lord and Lady distracted, the response to this uprising has
been slow and ineffective.
Clearly this is unacceptable, and so the Monstrous Court has volunteered you to put an end to it. You must resolve
the differences between the Dark Couple and crush the new human insurgency, else the prosperity of the past twenty
years will not be renewed. Emissaries of the court will instruct you on the ways to begin your task.
Good luck and good eating!