The Big Roc Kandy's Mountain
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain The gnomes mine day and night They swing their picks to dig out Magic crystals, big and bright But there’s monsters in the tunnels And there’s pirates on the shore And a bird on the peak with a thirty foot beak And her flaming form keeps it nice and warm On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain!
From the Big Roc Kandy's Mountain Crystal shipments were wanin’ As magic 'round the island failed The need for crystal was gainin’ Heroes teamed up with a Steamridge sleuth After WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS But when melting snow formed a deadly flow We saved the gnomes, and fought Gearlock Chromes On the Big Roc Kandy's Mountain!
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain The gnomes were in real danger But an elven witch named Mother Bones Had been a real game changer She raised their spirits and their dead And offered us the same And some players said, let us be undead Just in case we die, we will zombify On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain
On the Big Roc Kandy's Mountain They had plenty of struggles So we sent them heroes from Hireling Hall To help them with their troubles They ripped up a chunk of the Yellow Brick Road Which did piss off The Wizard They shared their two cents in the gnomes defense And winning a trial made it all worthwhile At the Big Roc Kandy's Mountain!
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain She longed for a lava spirit Who lived in the Sleepy Mountain But she dare not go near it So to achieve convergence We serenaded summits With flame and smoke, true love awoke We played our part, to warm her heart On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain
On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain The gnomes mine day and night They swing their picks to dig out Magic crystals, big and bright And they’re learning from their neighbors And they did avoid a war And an egg on the peak that’ll hatch in a week With a blazing chick that’ll grow up quick On the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain!
Come one and all from Hireling Hall To the Big Roc Kandy’s Mountain!
PrinceCon 47 Summaries & Run Recaps:
- The Oldwood by Alex Reutter
- Trepolis by Bianca Sievertz
- Steamridge by Clara Shikhelman
- Sleepy Mountain by Dennis Yi
- Mallovia by Gabriel Higbee
- The Big Roc Kandy's Mountain by Josh Gabai
- The Island at World's Edge by Steve Caruso